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La Liga club shoots zombie porn flick to increase fan base

Comment: 0 August 22nd, 2011 by: admin

As the rest of the Spanish La Liga braces for the repercussions of the players strike, Getafe CF is asking fans to watch porn and donate sperm.

In a tongue-and-cheek TV advertisement campaign, the outfit urges its fans to visit sperm banks and, while watching a club-produced zombie porn movie, donate sperm to populate the world with other Getafe supporters.

The film, titled Zombies Calientes del Getafe (Hot Zombies of Getafe), features barely-clothed female zombies frolicking in bed while speaking of the importance of having the club’s fan base problem taken care of.

The entire TV ad begins with a Getafe supporter looking around Getafe’s empty home stadium as a narrator says ‘This shows ups a problem: We are few.’

The fan is then shown visiting a sperm bank, where he is handed a dispensing cup, and the porn film. Upon seeing the flick, the donor – along with other Getafe supporters – heads for an individual cubicle to finish his task.

‘The solution is simple. It’s within you,’ the ad continues. ‘We talk about donating sperm. The more donors, the better.’

‘We are few and we have to be more,’ Angel Torres, creator of the film, told reporters. ‘We have to move a mass of fans to seed the world with Getafe supporters.’

Statistics were said to have revealed that of all the clubs in the La Liga, Getafe have the thinnest fan base compared to other outfits.

‘We are a small city surrounded by a great capital of the world,’ said Getafe marketing director Jose Antonio Cuetara, ‘and so we face an extraordinary crisis.’

Already airing on Spanish national television, the ad has said to have generated largely positive reactions.

Furthermore, season ticket sales are said to have soared to 9,000 since the TV ad’s first broadcast.

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